The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman memek in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokeh sex worker.
Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep crot moan than shriek like the crot rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
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In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by bokep two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that bokeh erotic decibels bokep were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokeh crot and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?
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The only other reason to screech like a bokep demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.
As a bokeh woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out bokep their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be bokeh doing.’
Well, porn only if porn you want to attract a certain kind of bokep attention.
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In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of crot our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males crot that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just memek be the quietest.
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